Lock up your horses!!

[Landguy]

This was so funny I just had to pass it on.




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Horses stolen, victimized near Echo Lake


By STEVE LYSAKER
Bigfork Eagle




Area horse owners, especially those around Echo Lake, may want to keep a close eye on their equine companions after two recent instances of abuse and theft.
A naked man was found having intercourse with a horse in a stable on McCaffery Road around 6:30 a.m. on Nov. 17. Flathead County Sheriff Jim Dupont said the man, still nude, fled on foot when the owner of the horse entered the stable.
"He left his boots and a bottle of hand lotion behind," Dupont said.
The incident came just days after a Flathead County deputy reported his horse missing. The horse had apparently been taken from its stable near Echo Lake early in the weekend.
The horse was back in its stable by late in the weekend with traces of lanolin around its rectum, Dupont said.
"It appears we have a serial horse rapist," Dupont said.
The sheriff's office is investigating, and Dupont advised horse owners to be vigilant.


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[Salty]

I thought the horses had higher morals. The horse must've thought the guy was at least a jack-a$$.

[ksp965]

How do they know it was rape, the horse aren't talking.[:D]

[Multidigits]

I had a horse once and a mule I'd ride coon hunting, but both of them must have been queer[?]because if I tried anything like that, they'd kick the sh** out of me[8D]

[RDL270]

Ahhh, Multi,,,,,,,,,,the way I read that, YOU TRIED???? I heard there's a high price for stump broke ponies...........but no one ever admits to breaking them......

[deadaim]

when i was in high school i had a neighbor that got caught with a sheep he went to jail for it his last name was baganof so anytime anybody saw him out they would say hey its baaaaaaaganoff.needless to say he moved.this was in the big city of lexington by the way.

[RDL270]

A girlfriend of mine years ago was an EMT. They were called to a house for a heart attack victim. When they got there, the victims wife said the SOB was in the back yard by the chicken coop... They found the victim, who apparently had a heart attack while having his way with a chicken... talk about getting that dying quiver........ there are some really weird people in this world.

[Landguy]

I guess be on the lookout for anybody that carries hand lotion with them.[:D][:D]

[GSP]

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by deadaim</i>
<br />when i was in high school i had a neighbor that got caught with a sheep he went to jail for it his last name was baganof so anytime anybody saw him out they would say hey its baaaaaaaganoff.needless to say he moved.this was in the big city of lexington by the way.
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Deadaim. I heard this story last Wed night. A guy that I know was the jailor at this trial. According to him, the judge was the first one to say it, when he asked him how he pleaded.

[RDL270]

In Wyoming, they say, honest officer, I was just helping that sheep through the fence......

[Multidigits]

I think that's why they make hip boots. too hard to stump break them sheep?

[grouseguy]

Multi, I hope you learned a very important lesson from this thread..."Your mule won't kick you if you use hand lotion first"[;)][:o)][:p][:D]

Happy Thanksgiving!

[RDL270]

rolflmao........

good one grouseguy.

[mossyhorns]

Maybe Multi's mules are horse mules (male).