Duster
08-17-2007, 02:27 PM
A new Drill sargent was learning the ropes and was put in charge of getting the troops to chow.
As he got them lined up and ready to go into the chow hall he told them there are three rules.
Shut up
Eat up
Get up
After he got them all inside he yelled out whats rule #1
All the troops in unison yelled back...SHUT UP DRILL SARGENT.... bet he rethought asking that question again.
One hard case drill sargent told one private, I bet you can't wait till I die so you can come back and pee on my grave.
The private told him not to worry because once he got out of the army he was never going to stand in line again.
As he got them lined up and ready to go into the chow hall he told them there are three rules.
Shut up
Eat up
Get up
After he got them all inside he yelled out whats rule #1
All the troops in unison yelled back...SHUT UP DRILL SARGENT.... bet he rethought asking that question again.
One hard case drill sargent told one private, I bet you can't wait till I die so you can come back and pee on my grave.
The private told him not to worry because once he got out of the army he was never going to stand in line again.