C.L.Button
03-16-2007, 07:55 AM
A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee
>> and he sees a sign in front of a broken down
>> shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale."He rings
>> the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog
>> is in the backyard.
>>
>> The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking
>> Labrador retriever sitting there.
>>
>> "You talk?" he asks.
>>
>> "Yep," the Lab replies.
>>
>> After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog
>> talk, he says "So, what's your story?"
>>
>> The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I
>> could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help
>> the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all
>> they had me jetting from country to country, sitting
>> in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
>> figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of
>> their most valuable spies for eight years running."
>>
>> "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I
>> knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to
>> settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to
>> do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious
>> characters and listening in."
>>
>> "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded
>> a batch of medals.
>>
>> I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
>> retired."
>>
>> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner
>> what he wants for the dog.
>>
>> "Ten dollars," the guy says.
>>
>> "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are
>> you selling him so cheap?"
>>
>> "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff. :D
>> and he sees a sign in front of a broken down
>> shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale."He rings
>> the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog
>> is in the backyard.
>>
>> The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking
>> Labrador retriever sitting there.
>>
>> "You talk?" he asks.
>>
>> "Yep," the Lab replies.
>>
>> After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog
>> talk, he says "So, what's your story?"
>>
>> The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I
>> could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help
>> the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all
>> they had me jetting from country to country, sitting
>> in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
>> figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of
>> their most valuable spies for eight years running."
>>
>> "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I
>> knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to
>> settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to
>> do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious
>> characters and listening in."
>>
>> "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded
>> a batch of medals.
>>
>> I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
>> retired."
>>
>> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner
>> what he wants for the dog.
>>
>> "Ten dollars," the guy says.
>>
>> "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are
>> you selling him so cheap?"
>>
>> "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff. :D