wgda2003
08-15-2006, 09:36 PM
Pet Fish In KY
Who is the smartest?
A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden in Kentucky recently
with two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known
for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to
catch those fish?"
"Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no. You
must understand these here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?" said the game warden.
"Yeah! Every night I take these here fish down to da lake and
let them swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they
jump rat back into this here ice chest and I take them home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden.
The hillbilly looked at the game warden for a moment and
then said, "It's the truth Mr.Government man, I'll show you.
It really works."
"Okay," said the game warden, " I've GOT to see this!"
The hillbilly poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and
said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the hillbilly.
The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"
The hillbilly said, "Call who back?"
"The FISH!" replied the warden.
"What fish?" answered the hillbilly.
We in Kentucky may not be as smart as some city slickers,
but we aren't as dumb as most government employees.
Who is the smartest?
A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden in Kentucky recently
with two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known
for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to
catch those fish?"
"Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no. You
must understand these here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?" said the game warden.
"Yeah! Every night I take these here fish down to da lake and
let them swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they
jump rat back into this here ice chest and I take them home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden.
The hillbilly looked at the game warden for a moment and
then said, "It's the truth Mr.Government man, I'll show you.
It really works."
"Okay," said the game warden, " I've GOT to see this!"
The hillbilly poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and
said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the hillbilly.
The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"
The hillbilly said, "Call who back?"
"The FISH!" replied the warden.
"What fish?" answered the hillbilly.
We in Kentucky may not be as smart as some city slickers,
but we aren't as dumb as most government employees.