[Game] Corrupt a Wish

[Hunter with all weapons]

Basically someone posts a wish.
The next poster corrupts the wish above him, and adds in a wish of his own.
Examples are as follows.
Initial poster: I wish it wasn't so hot in my apartment.

Poster 2: Granted. Instead, all the heat is under the city where an underground volcano is forming. Better get out in time!

I wish that one girl would call me back.

Poster3: Granted. But she's only calling to yell at you.

I wish I had some sort of artistic ability.

(Poster 4 would continue from here, and so on ...)
I'll start:
I wish I could go on a week vacation tomorrow.

[Eagle48]

Granted, but it will rain on you during the vacation.

I wish I could graduate from college tomorrow.

[Art]

Granted, but it will rain on you during the vacation.

I wish I could graduate from college tomorrow.

Granted, but you will only have a degree in Social work.

I wish I could have one wish everyday.

[KYCatBirdHunter]

Granted, but all wishes are granted by the United States Postal Service. You will receive your answers in 4-1000 business days.

I wish I didn't have to sit in this cube to work.

[jarhedhntr]

Granted, You now can work atop a telephone pole.

I wish that I had more time to hunt

[trust me]

Granted. Now you have all the time in the world to hunt parking spaces.

I wish I worked with a hot babe.

[jarhedhntr]

Granted, you now work in a hospital with chicks with fevers.

I wish I had more time to fish.

[PhilpotHunter]

Granted, you now work on the sewer crew fishing clogs out of our sewage pipes.

I wish my work for the day was magically done.

[jarhedhntr]

granted, now your day is magically done, and you can come and help me fish.:D

I wish I were skinnier.

[buckfever]

granted, now your day is magically done, and you can come and help me fish.:D

I wish I were skinnier.

Granted. Your involuntary, court-ordered therapy sessions with your psychiatrist to treat your anorexia/bullimia disorder are scheduled every Saturday morning at 7:30 am for the next 22 weekends (or through the end of deer season whichever is later).

I wish I wasn't so damned good looking and fun to be with!!! (lol).

[yeehaw21]

Granted, here is your new look!:D

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Freddy_pets/Pepay.jpg (http://s15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Freddy_pets/?)

I wish that I was making $100,000 dollars a year!

[KYCatBirdHunter]

granted. Now the government knows about your counterfeiting operation. Go directly to jail, do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

I wish it was 5:00.

[stanmanhale]

granted it is now 5:00 am time to start the day again...

I wish i had no bills...

[Monster-Chaser]

Granted, but you still don't have enough money to buy that new Deer rifle!

I wish I could be a stay at home dad!

[GSP]

Granted, BTW, congratulations, your wife is pregnant with sextuplets!:eek:


I wish I was working hard!:rolleyes:

[Auk1124]

Granted, you are now ethics advisor to President Bush.

I wish I had a reese's cup blizzard from dairy queen.

[jarhedhntr]

Granted, but you are allergic to Ice Cream

I wish I had a easier job

[Monster-Chaser]

granted... you are now the Walmart greeter, making low wages.

I wish deer season would hurry up and get here.....

[jarhedhntr]

Granted ----- your wife just sold all your hunting equipment for $10

I wish I bought your equipment:D

[Auk1124]

granted, you just paid 10,000 bucks for a pair of camo pants with the crotch ripped out, and a rusty 30-30 complete with broken stock wrapped in duct tape.

I wish I was smallmouth fishing...

[Eagle48]

Granted, but the new world record just broke your line and got away.

I wish I was back home in KY instead of down here in AL.

[PhilpotHunter]

Granted, but I caught this fish on your favorite fishing hole in AL
http://www.break.com/movies/huge_fish.html


I STILL wish all my work for the day was done.

[jarhedhntr]

Granted, but now you have to finish mine.

I wish I was leaving work to go to work.

[stanmanhale]

granted...now you have to go work as a server at a PETA dinner..

i wish i was fishing..

[Gobblergetter2.1]

Granted, but you will be fishing for your wallet and cell phone at the bottom of the ocean.

I wish the next poster could not think of any way to corrupt this wish!

[corndogggy]

Granted that even if that wish comes true, you just won a small battle on an internet forum... your parents must be proud. :D


I wish I was a little bit taller... I wish I was a baller... I wish I had a girl, who looked good, I would call her... I wish I had a rabbit, in a hat, and a bat... and a 6-4 Impala... :D

[JP]

granted...you are 9 foot tall and a master at croquet. You have a girlfriend who is good looking but she lives at Art's house...you have a rabbit in a hat, but its dead and in the top of your closet and you can't find it. Oh, and you have a bat.....a rabid one in your attic. And you have a 64 impala...you mow around it. phew :D

I wish someone would just bring me another beer. :p

[bcdh1]

Granted, but the beer is 4 months old, been in the back of a pickup truck in 90 degree weather and flat as can be.

I wish deer season would open up tomorrow.

[Gobblergetter2.1]

Granted, but you have a broken leg, 2 broken arms, an eyepatch, 3 broken ribs, a broken hip bone, and no way to get to your hunting spot.

I wish i could kill a huge deer with my bow this fall.

[keith meador]

granted, but you cannot legally harvest deer with a bow tie

i wish i had more money than the law allowed.....

[naturalelite]

granted, but then your like bill gates and have to give all of it to charity or the goverment will tax you until you have nothing.

I wish I was the best Archer in the world.

[Gobblergetter2.1]

Granted, but tomorrow you wont be because you shot at a target and it deflected off the target and hit comes back and his you in the right arms, goes through that arm, bounces off of the person behind you and strikes your other arm.

I wish there was a 30 ft tall double wall built along the u.s, mexico bored that had a moat in the middle and on each side of the wall, had flamethrowers built into the wall on that were infrared heat activated and aligators in the moats with fireproof suits on that when touched by a human self destructed.

[GSP]

Granted, but it was all built by illegals and they know the access points!:D

I wish I could fly!

[fordguy]

Granted......Your a flight attendant.......
I wish I hadn't taken a whole box of Viagra:eek:

[Hunter with all weapons]

Granted: But your in a room full of gay men that also took a box.

I wish that I will be a burden to my kids.

[Yungun]

Granted......You're such a burden they sent you to a nursing home.

I wish I owned a 1000 acres of prime deer country.

[yeehaw21]

Granted, but it is over-run with trespassing poachers and coyotes.

I wish I had enough sense to go to bed!!!:D

[keith meador]

granted, but you will wake up with a 766 lb buck toothed smelly mexican woman who is only 4 1/2 feet tall.....

i wish i had new shoelaces in my boots

[Hunter with all weapons]

Granted: But the soles of your boots are completely gone due to numerous walks as you have no vehicle.

I wish that work will be slow today.

[TJay]

Granted: But the soles of your boots are completely gone due to numerous walks as you have no vehicle.

I wish that work will be slow today.

Granted, but it is so slow you've been laid off.

I wish I had a fishing boat.

[keith meador]

ganted, but the guys making the boats have all been laid off because work was too slow...


i wish all my wishes could be granted as requested.....

[PhilpotHunter]

granted, your life long wish to be gay has come true

I wish it was the end of my work day (still 17 hours to go:eek: )

[Art]

ganted, but the guys making the boats have all been laid off because work was too slow...


i wish all my wishes could be granted as requested.....

They will be granted as requested......by your wife.

I wish it was opening day of bow season.

[jarhedhntr]

Granted but your bow string broke

I wish I wasn't in Debt

[schuyler olt]

Granted, but your wife sold all your hunting and fishing equipment and your boat to pay off the bills.

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow morning!

[jarhedhntr]

granted, but while you were sleeping there was a wet tshirt contest in the front yard

I wish it was dove season

[GSP]

granted, but while you were sleeping there was a wet tshirt contest in the front yard

I wish it was dove season

Granted- But you have to work.

I wish I was over in Sky's front yard!:D

[corndogggy]

I wish I was over in Sky's front yard!:D

The entrants in the wet T-shirt contest on his front yard... would include the local Crazy Cat Lady and the high school cafeteria lady.

I wish I had 20/20 vision... 20/800 sucks.

[yeehaw21]

Granted, you now have "Hawk-Eye" vision, along with a peculiar urge to eat small furry animals, without cooking them. Plus your wife can't seem to get you out of the tree in the backyard.

I wish I didn't have to go to class this weekend!

[schuyler olt]

Granted, but now you must spend the weekend with your wife or girlfriend's mother.

I wish I had Carter's jeep smoker.

[PhilpotHunter]

Granted, but he charges you rent on it of $400 a day, plus gas money


I wish it was Saturday

[lab]

Granted, but the boss just called and you have to go in and cover for a co-worker who was going to pull 12 hours.

I wish that I could tag a velvet buck in the first week of bow season.

[naturalelite]

Granted, but the boss just called and you have to go in and cover for a co-worker who was going to pull 12 hours.

I wish that I could tag a velvet buck in the first week of bow season.
Granted, but it is a spike with 5 inch antlers

I wish the wisdom tooth I had pulled out this morning would stop hurting.:(

[lab]

Granted, but on your way to get pain medicine out of the cabinet, you fell and broke your arm.

I wish my lunch was longer than 30 minutes.

[naturalelite]

Granted, but now since your lunch is 1 hour you have to work 16 hour shifts with no other breaks.

I wish I would get drawed to hunt elk in kentucky this year.

[PhilpotHunter]

Granted, but right before season opens CWD is discovered in our herd and all elk in KY are put down to stop the spread.


I wish I could come up with better wishes

[naturalelite]

granted but then your computer crashes and you can't tell anyone your wishes.

I wish I could see Bruce lee and Jet Li fight it out.

[Eagle48]

Granted, but Bruce is dead, so it's not much of a fight.

I wish I could fall asleep while at work and not get in trouble for it.

[naturalelite]

Granted but now you work with me and don't get paid much

I wish bruce lee was alive and I got to see him and Jet Li fight it out.

[PhilpotHunter]

Granted, but since Jet Li is a pansy it isn't much of a fight.

I wish Multi would come over to the Democrat's party where the real men are:D

[Hunter with all weapons]

Granted; But later left after he figured it out that they are worse than Republicans.

I wish that I could find a place to hunt soon.

[keith meador]

granted, multi is now a gun toting democrat, and you have to take him with you to the democratic convention with him dressed in camo

i wish i could pay 100,000 dollars a year in taxes.......

[PhilpotHunter]

Granted, but Bush gets to use the money to stock his fishing pond in Texas with duckbill platupusses


I wish Multi would come to a democratic convention with me dressed in camo

[keith meador]

granted, multi lands a one million dollar lease agreement with republican protesters in the parking lot....he leased them 3/4 acre of prime squirrel hunting habitat.....


i wish my lawnmower would run on biodiesel.....

[im-back]

granted, multi lands a one million dollar lease agreement with republican protesters in the parking lot....he leased them 3/4 acre of prime squirrel hunting habitat.....


i wish my lawnmower would run on biodiesel.....

Granted, but you put in biowaste instead and have to get a new mower

I wish multi would sell me a few goats so my grass wasnt so high:D

[PhilpotHunter]

granted, but multi sold you horny goats and now they have over run your yard and won't go away


I wish my vehicles ran on H2O

[GSP]

granted, but multi sold you horny goats and now they have over run your yard and won't go away


I wish my vehicles ran on H2O

Granted- But KY enacts the highest Road Consumption User Tax in the nation!



I wish it was Monday!

[Hunter with all weapons]

Granted: It is Monday and you have no memory of the weekend that you spent with the girl of your dreams.

I wish that I had a place to hunt.

[jarhedhntr]

Granted but hunting at public parks is illegal

I wish it were 11pm

[lab]

Granted but it is 11pm on Sunday meaning that Monday morning is only a few hours away.

I wish that I didn't have to work allowing me to hunt and fish all I wanted.

[big bubba t]

Granted, but you get arrested for poaching since you can't afford tags.

I wish my daughter was old enough to hunt with me.

[Gobblergetter2.1]

Granted, but by the time she is old enough, she will need to be taking you! :D

I wish i had a million dollar shopping spree at bass pro, and another one at cabelas.

[im-back]

Granted, but by the time she is old enough, she will need to be taking you! :D

I wish i had a million dollar shopping spree at bass pro, and another one at cabelas.

Granted but you spent it all on food items,golf clubs and rock candy.Now you cant hunt because you have no hunting stuff.

I wish guys wouldnt think "If it's brown It's down"

[AteUp]

Granted but you spent it all on food items,golf clubs and rock candy.Now you cant hunt because you have no hunting stuff.

I wish guys wouldnt think "If it's brown It's down"

Granted, but they have now joined PETA and outlawed all hunting!

I wish I didn't have to go to Amsterdam tomorrow!

[GSP]

Granted, but they have now joined PETA and outlawed all hunting!

I wish I didn't have to go to Amsterdam tomorrow!

Granted- Your plane will land Towraghondi , Afganistan.:eek:

I wish I was going to Amsterdam.:D

[Hunter with all weapons]

Granted- Your plane will land Towraghondi , Afganistan.:eek:

I wish I was going to Amsterdam.:D

Granted: But you got on the same plane as AteUp.

I wish that relationships were easy.

[Gobblergetter2.1]

Granted, but for you they arent. :D

I wish all Ford trucks in the world right now would break down even though they probably will in a couple of days anyway.

(please do not turn this into a "new truck" thread... just tryin to have a little fun!) ;)

[Yungun]

Granted... To bad you just bought a new F150

I wish I could freakin win at Caesars

[Hunter with all weapons]

Granted: But you only win $3.

I wish that UK will win this season unlike the last few.

[Gobblergetter2.1]

Granted, but lousiville will win the championship.

I wish i could kill a mature gobbler with a 11+ inch beard and spurs over 1 1/2" this fall with my shotgun.

[big bubba t]

Granted, but a coyote comes out of no where and grabs it and runs off before you get to it.

I wish I could buy the world a coke.

[Gobblergetter2.1]

Granted, but you run out of money and cant eat anything. Plus You made all diabetics hate you.

[Hunter with all weapons]

I wish that the one above me would of posted his/her wish.

[ecmbowhunter]

granted, but he wished you were his butler, and he just came home from a painful intestinal bypass.....leaving you the sole careperson for him, also responsible for changing his colostomy bag.

i wish i had a pizza and a cold beer.

[keith meador]

granted, you have kegs of beer and stacks of pizza boxes, but the entire kentuckyhunting crew showed up, ate and drank everything in sight, and left you with the mess.....

i wish i hadnt eaten all that pizza and drank all that beer at ecmbowhunters house.....

[naturalelite]

granted but then you wouldn't have seen Ateup's pictures he took while over in europe where the men are men and the women are too.

I wish I had a boone and crockett buck finder and I could get a map and see where all the B&C bucks where in every state.

[big bubba t]

Granted but all you find are on private and posted land gaurded by rabid pit bulls.

I wish to see several B&C bucks while hunting this year.

[keith meador]

granted, but the bc bucks you see will be the pictures the trespasser shows you, as he is walking on your property to collect another booner he has shot from across the fence.....

i wish trespassers would get caught every time.....

[Hunter with all weapons]

Granted; But they get caught without anything and they are released.

I wish to shot a B&C buck, recover it without any damage to the antlers.

[Pooge]

Granted, but it just so happened to be battery powered and have a KDFWR label on it.

I wish I were on the lake fishing right now.

[keith meador]

granted, but the dam broke and you are now perched on an island pinacle 300 feet in the air and there is no way to rescue you before november when the national guard returns home from iraq....

i wish our guys and gals were home from iraq, and could rescue pooge.......

[ecmbowhunter]

granted, but with the high gas prices lately, you have neglected buying razors and have grown a full beard....and the troops come to your house and apprehend you thinking you are osama.

speaking of osama, i wish i could find that guy, and collect the bounty for his head

[Bmac3138]

granted, you spend the money on a airline ticket, and there would be a terrorist on that flight.

I wish I could retire at 40

[naturalelite]

Granted your retired at 40 but now have to get two jobs to keep the wife and kids up because none of them work.


I wish matt Jones would take me under his wing and teach me how to trap!!!

[keith meador]

granted, but you stepped in a trap and now cannot walk your lines, so your season is now over......

i wish gas and diesel prices were under a buck a gallon again......

[naturalelite]

granted.. But its the year 2310 and they are using chicken crap and soybeans as fuel now.

I wish Uk would fire TUBBY SMITH

[Hammer]

granted.. But its the year 2310 and they are using chicken crap and soybeans as fuel now.

I wish Uk would fire TUBBY SMITH

granted, but in return, they hired Matt Kilcullen!

I wish that all convicted child molesters would be castrated. Not chemically, but in the fashion you would do your shoats.

[Auk1124]

granted but they make you the chief jewel-cutter, and you can't wear gloves.

I wish I was President of Mexico.

[PhilpotHunter]

granted but they make you the chief jewel-cutter, and you can't wear gloves.

I wish I was President of Mexico.

Granted, but you have to actually LIVE in Mexico

I wish the little man would stop threatnening me with his damn sign:D

[Hunter with all weapons]

Granted: But now he follows you around all the time even when not on the computer.

I wish that UK Football will improve.

[Auk1124]

I wish that UK Football will improve.

Granted, they now compete with KY's high school teams (maybe they will have a winning record!).

I wish Commonwealth Stadium had more than three parking spaces within five miles of the field.

[PhilpotHunter]

I wish Commonwealth Stadium had more than three parking spaces within five miles of the field.

Granted, now they have 4 and a half

I wish UK basketball didn't include Tubby Smith

[ukyager]

Granted Tubby bailed out and now ART is the coach.

I wish the Braves would get above .500

[Hunter with all weapons]

Granted: They get above .500 in getting struck out.

I wish that Rich Brooks would be fired.

[ukyager]

Granted, UK just resigned Bill Curry

I wish the Cats would win a national championship this year

[Hunter with all weapons]

Granted: But no one really follows tennis anymore.

I wish that UK would have a better all around sports program.

[PhilpotHunter]

I wish that UK would have a better all around sports program.

Granted, there sports medicine program excels, leaving the athletic program in the dust.

I wish that the leader of north korea would choke on a chicken bone

[Hammer]

Granted, there sports medicine program excels, leaving the athletic program in the dust.

I wish that the leader of north korea would choke on a chicken bone

granted, but Pol Pot is resurrected from the dead and switches countries to take his place.

I wish I could go to Argentina to hunt ducks and dove.

[lab]

Granted, but upon your arrival you are informed that the bird flu has been found and all bird hunting has been stopped.

I wish that all foods that I don't currently like tasted like chicken.

[Hunter with all weapons]

Granted: But now you are allergic to chicken.

I wish that UK would increase the parking lot at Rupp Arena.

[ecmbowhunter]

granted...but they also reserved the first 50 spaces in each row for the handicapped

i wish gas prices would come back down

[Auk1124]

granted but every road in the state now becomes a toll road

i wish i had a three-foot afro like a 70's pimp.

[naturalelite]

Granted but now everyone has their hair in cornrolls and it cost you 500dollars to get your hair done.

I wish my grass was artificial and I never had to mow it.

[qixstix]

Granted,But Now Every Time Your Dog Pees On It,It Some How Creates A Huge Stain

I Wish I Did'nt Have A Dog

[ecmbowhunter]

granted....but now you have been swarmed with a thousand pregnant flea infested cats with the mange
i wish i was an afro-engineer

[qixstix]

Granted, But Now Every Time You Cut The Afro,Hair Falls In Your Eyes

I Wish I Chould Own A Sports Car

[ecmbowhunter]

granted....but what you wind up with is a giant baseball bat with wheels somewhat resembling the oscar meyer weinermobile

i wish AUK would translate his signature so us hillbillies can understand it

[qixstix]

Granted, But You Find Out That It Is Making Fun Of Hillbillies

I Wish My House Whould "Upgrade" By Itself

[XTREME TEAM]

Granted, But everywhere around your new house is a landfill and everyday is the hottest day on earth

I Wish I was back in Kentucky right now

[WKYWTKILLER]

Granted, but KY has suddenly been overran with Grizzly bears that have rabies, and are only interested in chewing on bowhunters since their great uncle was killed by one.

I wish I was done with college so I would have more time.

[keith meador]

granted, you are finished with college, but due to the increase in fuel prices you cannot afford to go to interviews.....

i wish skunks did not smell bad....

[WKYWTKILLER]

Granted, but humans now smell like skunks every time they get mad, only they are able to produce alot more spray.

I wish it stayed 70 degrees all year round.

[Auk1124]

Granted, but now the entire world looks exactly like the outskirts of Dayton, Ohio.

I wish hot dogs were made out of something besides lips and buttholes, cause they taste good but are yucky if you stop to think about them.

[PhilpotHunter]

I wish hot dogs were made out of something besides lips and buttholes, cause they taste good but are yucky if you stop to think about them.

Granted, but now they are made from ears and testicles, and don't taste good anymore

I wish gas wasn't going to cost me damn near 100 bucks to visit family in Richmond and Nicolasville this weekend:mad:

[Carl]

Granted...Your ford won't start so you won't have to buy gas:D

I wish I could win the Powerball:cool:

[jarhedhntr]

Granted but so did 3000 other people

I wish people tipped better when I am serving

[PhilpotHunter]

I wish people tipped better when I am serving

Granted, but they tip in crackers

I wish I had more crackers:D

[Auk1124]

Granted, long-lost relatives from Mississippi move in with you. :D

I wish I had my own private fishing pond.

[keith meador]

granted, you now have your own pond, but philpots long lost relatives from mississippi went swimming in it and killed all the fish.....


i wish i owned the gas companies.......

[BDT]

granted, you now have your own pond, but philpots long lost relatives from mississippi went swimming in it and killed all the fish.....


i wish i owned the gas companies.......

Granted, Know your 95 years old and can't enjoy your money.

I wish I had a beer....

[XTREME TEAM]

Granted but now all the beer taste horrible and that is all you have to drink for the rest of your life

I wish I had a good woman

[BDT]

Granted but now all the beer taste horrible and that is all you have to drink for the rest of your life

I wish I had a good woman

NOw all women taste horrible and you can't have any of my nasty beers.

I wish I was off work

[qixstix]

Granted, But Now Every Time You Try To Get Your Pay...The Boss Tells You That Since You Want To Skip Work,No Pay

I Wish I Had No Bills To Pay

[keith meador]

Granted, But Now Every Time You Try To Get Your Pay...The Boss Tells You That Since You Want To Skip Work,No Pay

I Wish I Had No Bills To Pay

granted, you have no bills to pay....that happens when you grow up and have a wife, then the bills start rolling in.....

i wish i had no bills to pay...

[qixstix]

Granted,But Now EveryThing You Use To Have To Pay Bills For,Like Water,Electric,ECT... Is Now Shut Off

I Wish Keith Payed His Bills

[Hunter with all weapons]

Granted: But he wrote checks from your account.

I wish that this weekend will be a good scouting weekend.

[XTREME TEAM]

Granted but you get covered in ticks, chiggers, and poison ivy.

I wish no one esle would grant any of my wish because they all go bad.

[big bubba t]

Granted, but you had such a great scouting trip you neglected to go back and when you showed up opening morning the place was clearcut with houses built every where.

I wish the temp. would drop 20 degrees.

[Hunter with all weapons]

Granted: But it is December and the temerture outside is 10 degrees already.

I wish that I can get rid of these ticks, chiggers and poison ivy.

[Ky Deer Slayer]

Granted, but you forgot about the mosquitos.

I wish I had a beer and a naked supermodel.

[ecmbowhunter]

granted.....but you have nothing but guiness stout to drink and Fabio is naked and chasing you around the bed with a featherduster


I wish it was December and 10 degrees...(i know where i would be)

[keith meador]

granted, but you didnt really think your wish would come true, so you didnt dress for 10 degree weather, and you are too cold to draw your bow on the 240" deer eating mere yards from your treestand....

i wish broadheads never got dull....

[naturalelite]

Granted but now they cost 50 dollars a piece and every deer you shoot its a pass thru and breaks on a rock.


I wish Keith Meador would write a book about archery.:)

[keith meador]

granted, but it costs each customer a six pack of bud light and a half dozen dixie creame donuts.......

i wish i could write well enough to write a book for natural.....

[Hunter with all weapons]

Granted: You write well enouggh....but no one reads books anymore, as they are all online.

I wish that my kids will out live me.

[qixstix]

Granted, but they go through seven wars, 5 atomic bombs, and the end of American Idol:(

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