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georgia hammer
02-16-2006, 04:08 PM
Texas Razorback Hogs

As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for Senator John Kerry."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,


"Nice trade, sir."

XTREME TEAM
02-17-2006, 11:04 AM
Thats a good one!

PhilpotHunter
02-17-2006, 11:36 AM
That is a good one, but it isn't factually correct......

The Marine actually only saluted once (policy) and never left the position of attention.:D

plowboy
02-17-2006, 03:17 PM
I think that actually deserved two salutes.:D

grouser68
02-17-2006, 06:09 PM
Hmm, if the Marine saluted twice..........then he was saluting the pigs! I don't care who you are.......that was funny!