Balls vs. Guts (joke)

[Art]

Guts vs. Balls

The difference between Guts and Balls can be defined as follows:

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and saying, "You're next."

[keith meador]

somehow art, i can picture you slipping in the door, and this actually happening......most jokes come from actual events you know......you seem to have a very good knowledge of things like this......so lets hear it, you got balls or guts?

[RUTNUT]

You Ain't Right In The Head. Although You Do Speak The Truth.:d

[Art]

somehow art, i can picture you slipping in the door, and this actually happening......most jokes come from actual events you know......you seem to have a very good knowledge of things like this......so lets hear it, you got balls or guts?

Well, I guess I don't have guts, because a broom is a foreign object to my girlfriend. Now if I decide I wanted to lay on the couch and watch TV then we'd have a problem. That's her domain.

The balls senario is hard for me to grasp. That sounds like a dream more than anything else to me. If I were out drinking with other women and had lipstick and perfume all over me, WHY ON EARTH WOULD I COME HOME???:D

[Dev]

Well, I guess I don't have guts, because a broom is a foreign object to my girlfriend. Now if I decide I wanted to lay on the couch and watch TV then we'd have a problem. That's her domain.

The balls senario is hard for me to grasp. That sounds like a dream more than anything else to me. If I were out drinking with other women and had lipstick and perfume all over me, WHY ON EARTH WOULD I COME HOME???:D

So is this one of those things you send her and put my name at the top and label it as BS?!?! Have you had any luck sending her stuff like this? I don't know that I would even try! Although I do agree with the last few lines!

[Art]

So is this one of those things you send her and put my name at the top and label it as BS?!?! Have you had any luck sending her stuff like this? I don't know that I would even try! Although I do agree with the last few lines!

No, I'll say this to her face. We've been together so long, there's no need to hide the truth. I just tell her like it is.:D

[leggyarcher]

I just tell her like it is.:D

And, then I bet you run like hell.... :D :eek: :D