U know what burns me up???

[fordguy]

Brawny paper towels. The Brawny on the front of the paper towel package was once a hardcore lumberjack flannel shirt sportin manly man that assumably hunted in morning and bar fought at night. Last night I see a commercial with the new and improved Brawny. This guy is a clean shavin, shirt tucked in, hair all fixed sissy that is baking a cake and holding a puppy. Now, the commercial does mention something about a Misses Jones, but you don't see her. My point is this : you Brawny and your new cakeboy model. I will never buy their product and I will try to deter everybody from using Brawny paper towels. No wonder so many women are turning into lesbians, men are all turning into. I encourage all those who read this to buy a jug of moonshine, get into a fight, kill and eat a wild animal, work on some sort of gasoline powered machine, build something with your hands, and make sweet sweet love to beautiful woman. And after you read this, stand up and give a real loud manly roar. If someone gets offended, your a man, take em down. Lions give out an outragously loud roar and you dont see anything ever mess with a lion, except for a man;)

[kentuckybred]

I agree with everything you said... Here's what burns my ass.. A sex offender, rumored, to be, walks on my property with no invitation: three no trespassing signs up, and acts like it is just fine.. He was dumb enough to give his name, so I got on the net; called all the people I was suposed to, and then printed off his profile, and started stapling his profile out here on telephone poles; trees; anything I could put it on.. Turns out.. Half the people on this street are related to him in one way or another, and he sent his nephews out and tore off all the profiles.. My kid was moving her stuff outthe other day into my vehicle, and the fat bastard leaned over his rail on his deck, and just watched.. I asked him what the hell you looking at, fat bastard? I have nicnamed him fat bastard off the austin powers movie.. I also informed the people at Frankfort, that his profile picture looks NOTHING like he does now, and he has lost weight, and changed his appearance.. Okay.. so, fat bastard came over here asking if someone could take "him" and his nephew deer hunting.. I DON'T THINK SO!!!! but, even though he was convicted of sexual abuse 1st degree; incest with a child under the age of 12, he thinks that the neighborhood is going to welcome him.. This one sure as hell isn't.. Time to get me a wof hybrid.. A german rottweiler, or something to tear his ass apart, if they didn't already in jail, but someday, he'll reap what he has sowed.. So, I guess Brawny Man got the best of you, but fat bastard has me all tore up, and if I could send his ass to hell sooner than he's going to go, I would... sorry I ruined your post.. I just hate that kind of crap...

[big bubba t]

I agree with everything you said... Here's what burns my ass.. A sex offender, rumored, to be, walks on my property with no invitation: three no trespassing signs up, and acts like it is just fine.. He was dumb enough to give his name, so I got on the net; called all the people I was suposed to, and then printed off his profile, and started stapling his profile out here on telephone poles; trees; anything I could put it on.. Turns out.. Half the people on this street are related to him in one way or another, and he sent his nephews out and tore off all the profiles.. My kid was moving her stuff outthe other day into my vehicle, and the fat bastard leaned over his rail on his deck, and just watched.. I asked him what the hell you looking at, fat bastard? I have nicnamed him fat bastard off the austin powers movie.. I also informed the people at Frankfort, that his profile picture looks NOTHING like he does now, and he has lost weight, and changed his appearance.. Okay.. so, fat bastard came over here asking if someone could take "him" and his nephew deer hunting.. I DON'T THINK SO!!!! but, even though he was convicted of sexual abuse 1st degree; incest with a child under the age of 12, he thinks that the neighborhood is going to welcome him.. This one sure as hell isn't.. Time to get me a wof hybrid.. A german rottweiler, or something to tear his ass apart, if they didn't already in jail, but someday, he'll reap what he has sowed.. So, I guess Brawny Man got the best of you, but fat bastard has me all tore up, and if I could send his ass to hell sooner than he's going to go, I would... sorry I ruined your post.. I just hate that kind of crap...
Maybe you should reconsider taking him hunting . And make sure you let him wear the "traditional brown coat and antler hat " :D

[quackrstackr]

You guys watch your language please.

Thanks.

[Bronco90]

Amen Brother!!
My Wife told me that she saw an episode of "the View" where they were talking about how Women, therapists, the Media, EVERYBODY is telling men to "get in touch with your feminine side". One of the women on the show said she was tired of this, she said "why can't men just be men?"
And I thought ALL the women on that show were "Femi-natzies"

[skin_dog1]

I'll tell ya what burns my a$$ up! A fire about waist high!

[dorris]

now I will agree with that one thats funny there boys .:D :D :D :D :D I'll tell ya what burns my a$$ up! A fire about waist high!

[Redfishman]

In South Louisiana ,there is an expression thought to have orginated with the Houma Indians and then was absorbed into the French and Creole dialects---
"Don't mess with my TU'TU'"--- loosely translated---Don't try and change my principals-beliefs on what I am or stand for. This of course can vary from person to person but the underlying force behind this is having respect on an individual
level for your fellow man.....

So if you seriously mess with another man's TU'TU'--- you will be in serious "Ca Ca" and liable to in many crab pots as bait for several days......